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Categorized: Republicans
Tagged: 2008 Election, Immigration, McCain vs McCain, Satire

Well, the Sun came up this morning so as we have grown accustomed to in these situations John McCain is back on the attack against his rival John McCain. The fierce fight between the maverick John McCain of the sometimes not so distant past and conservative lapdog and Bush’s boy toy of 2008 has been a virtual bloodbath to this point.
The current battle over immigration and border security started back in 2006 and as always John McCain found himself on the opposite side of the issue as that of John McCain. John McCain, in accordance with his unabated man love for George W. Bush, had adopted Bush’s position that comprehensive immigration reform was needed.
“Our nation’s immigration system is broken. And without comprehensive immigration reform, our nation’s security will remain vulnerable. That is why we must act.”
John McCain in 2006
His rival John McCain however ran on a harder anti-immigrant position last year. While many people will argue that John McCain was simply pandering to the racists and bigots that make up a large part of the Republican base this is just a wild guess.
[I] have pledged that it would be among my highest priorities to secure our borders first, and only after we achieved widespread consensus that our borders are secure, would we address other aspects of the problem in a way that defends the rule of law and does not encourage another wave of illegal immigration.
John McCain in 2007 refuting the words of John McCain in 2006
Recently John McCain has responded to his rival, John McCains, attack on his lenient immigration and border security policy by saying …
“We get in this kind of a circular firing squad on immigration reform in the Congress of the United States, and the lesson I learned from it is we’ve got to have comprehensive immigration reform.”
John McCain in 2008 Defends himself against John McCain’s Smear Tactics
This furious debate back and forth over the past 2 years between john McCain and John McCain is growing even more heated and the media has finally caught on. Watch this short video about the brutal back and forth between the two men. It’s hard to tell John McCain from John McCain but if you listen to the context I think you can distinguish between them.
Clearly the reporter is also confused about which John McCain was which and she even seems to make the common mistake that they are both the same person. I fully understand this and will admit to making the same mistake when I was younger. What finally clued me in was the realization that the paradox created by so many opposing views within one person would be fatal.
It would be simpler for the Democrats to win in November if they were only facing one opponent. However by their deception the Republicans have found a way to field two candidates, both named John McCain, who together represent both sides of nearly every position. If John McCain ever stops fighting against John McCain the results could be devastating for the Democrats.
(h/t to The Carpetbagger Report and Think Progress)
William ~ WWJV4.com
Categorized: Politics
Tagged: Fundamentalism, Just For Fun, Satire
Unicorns, It’s In The BibleIf the creation museum isn’t fantastic enough to sate your Bible based entertainment needs perhaps you would be more interested in the Unicorn Museum. “Based on the idea of ‘if it’s in the Bible, it must be true’, The Unicorn Museum promotes belief in the Biblical Truth of unicorns, a creature mentioned nine times in the KJV Bible.” (h/t Trailer Park Feminist)
No word on the website if we will get to see an exhibit with Jesus’ dinosaur. Thats always been my favorite Bible story.
p.s. this is satire just like the creation museum. You didn’t seriously believe that a “museum” that features man and dinosaur living together was serious. Suckers! You all just fell for a classic example of Poe’s Law.
p.p.s Here is John Scalzi’s old but timeless review of the creation museum.
Categorized: Religion
Tagged: Christianity, Evolution, Just For Fun, Satire
Hope you all are having a great weekend. Enjoy this funny video by Edward Current that was added yesterday lampooning creationism and the movie Expelled. Thanks to PZ Meyers for the link.
William Ludwig ~ WWJV4.com
Categorized: Republicans
Tagged: Hurricane Katrina, John McCain, McCain vs McCain, Satire

Today John McCain stopped in the 9th ward of New Orleans in an effort to pander up a few votes and take a few shots at his rival John McCain. Analysts have long been wondering why John McCain had not used this tactic earlier considering John McCain’s horrible record on support for the aftermath of Katrina. Late or not John McCain was in rare form today landing several potentially campaign ending blows on his rival.
In New Orleans today John McCain stated that had he been president he would have been on a plane and headed immediately to the nearest Air Force base. This is clearly an attack on John McCain who chose to celebrate his birthday with the President on the day the levee’s broke instead of coming to the aid of those effected by hurricane Katrina. Of Course John McCain was only a Senator so having a photo op with best buddy George Bush probably seemed more important at the time.
Throughout the day John McCain repeated his pledge that “Never again will a disaster of this nature be handled in the disgraceful way it was handled”. Many believe that this statement is attacking his opponent John McCain’s refusal to vote for many bills providing relief for the people of New Orleans. Below is a list of bills that John McCain voted against provided by The Democratic Party.
A while back John McCain sought out and was proud to accept the endorsement of Pastor John Hagee. Hagee has gained notoriety for saying, among other things, that Hurricane Katrina was a punishment from God sent down to smite New Orleans because of the gays. A viewpoint that John McCain obviously shares, otherwise the endorsement of such a bigoted and hateful man would never have been accepted let alone sought out.
Today, standing in front of the people of New Orleans, John McCain attacked and denounced the hateful words of John Hagee.
It’s nonsense, it’s nonsense, it’s nonsense, it’s nonsense, it’s nonsense. I dont have anything additional to say. It’s nonsense, it’s nonsense, it’s nonsense, I don’t have anything more to say…it’s nonsense. I reject it categorically. ~ Via Think Progress
By extension John McCain was also denouncing the hateful embrace of those words from John McCain. No response yet from John McCain or John Hagee after this attack on their faith, a topic that has so far been off limits between the two men. In the highly religious Republican party the John McCain that manages the most endorsements from hateful bigoted leaders will have a huge advantage in November.
John McCain’s wholehearted support and poorly hidden man love for George Bush makes him particularly vulnerable to these kinds of attacks. If John McCain wants to survive until the general election he needs to fight back against these attacks. Otherwise John McCain will continue to contradict everything John McCain has spend the past 25 years building. The way things are going I won’t be surprised if John McCain doesn’t succeed in completely destroying John McCain’s image as an honest politician and maverick, an image already in tatters.
Categorized: Republicans
Tagged: John McCain, Just For Fun, McCain Girls, Satire
The McCain girls are back with a new video. You may remember them from “It’s rainin’ McCain” which I showed on March 24th. There are a lot of mean and hurtful comments on both of these video’s and I wanted to voice my support for these ladies. Sure they may not conform to America’s narrow and unrealistic preconception of “beauty” like Obama Girl. They may not have Leah Koffman’s singing ability. But they have every right to sing their songs without suffering mean spirited personal attacks about their appearance.
Besides, if John McCain could raise more than the paltry 15 million a month he would probably attract beautiful and talented women too. As it is I think the McCain Girls are doing great and should keep at it. It takes real skill and courage to pull off this kind of brilliant satire. Stephen Colbert has to be jealous. Thanks for the laughs and I look forward to the next song.
Update: I got an email from a reader that this video wasn’t working. Well I checked and it appears that “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by The MCPS – PRS Alliance Ltd.”. Thats too bad because it was hilarious. ~ William 4/9/08