Tony Zirkle who recently gave a speech at a birthday celebration for Adolph Hitler, has issued a statement on his official campaign website. As expected its not an apology. Instead I would classify it as a deranged rant about the great tyrant king porn dragon that inspires Jews into pornography and prostitution. You seriously can’t make this stuff up.
“Unfortunately, those Web sites are just a small fraction of evidence you can find on a Google search of combinations of “Jews” “pornography” “sex slavery” “Israel” and “prostitution.” Let’s save our Jewish brothers and sisters from this tyrant king porn dragon before we get to another world-wide pogrom.”
I normally don’t write during the weekends but seriously how many times will I get to write the phrase Tyrant King Porn Dragon in my lifetime? Thanks to Eschaton for the link.




2008-04-25 19:33:02
So, a Porn Dragon is less evil than a Grand Dragon then? How remarkable batshit.
2008-04-25 22:09:14
Zirkle isn’t specific enough about how the Porn Dragon ranks against other breeds of dragon though I assume a Tyrant King Porn Dragon would rank pretty high. It would probably require more reading of his site which I plan to do this weekend. If I don’t post anything on Monday just assume that my brain has imploded.