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Tom Tancredos Top 3 Election Issues
Categorized: Republicans
Tagged: 2008 Election, Immigration, Tom Tancredo, Wrath
Tom Tancredo is widely known as the candidate most likely to appeal to racists, bigots, and xenophobes. So, aside from going for the conservative fundamentalist Christian vote, what else is Tom Tancredo doing? Here are three television commercials that he has run, outlining his top three issues for presidency. I think that they pretty much say everything about his platform.
ISSUE #1: Immigrants are stealing our country
ISSUE #2: Immigrants want to blow up malls
ISSUE #3: Immigrants come here to rape and kill our daughters
So there you have it, the top 3 issues in the Tom Tancredo presidency. Basically his message is that if you hate the scary brown people as much as he does then he wants your vote. Because things like the economy, civil rights, national security, and the Iraq war can wait until the next president; right now we need a 2,000 mile long wall across Mexico. That will surely stop the Mexicans since they wont be able to raid across on their horses. Or was that the Mongolians?
Seriously, Ron Paul should join forces with Tom Tancredo. No force on earth could stand up against their combined might of crazy and asshole. They would be invincible.
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Posted On: December 11, 2007
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Logan
December 11, 2007
7:32 pm
In 2004 we were supposed to be afraid of the gays. They were trying to steal our sanctity of marriage, convert our children, and make us accept them as humans with rights. (gasp)
Now in 2008 we’re supposed to be afraid of brown people, especially Mexicans. Brown people are trying to:
- Take our jobs (that most Americans wouldn’t do anyway)
- Expose us to another language (most people in European countries speak many languages and manage to maintain a national identity)
- And a whole host of other scary things that brown people do that would harm whities.
Be afraid, be very very afraid. And vote Republican, because they’ll protect you from the gays and brown people (or insert 2012’s xenophobic minority of choice here.) But whatever you do, stay afraid.