Unicorns, It’s In The Bible

If the creation museum isn’t fantastic enough to sate your Bible based entertainment needs perhaps you would be more interested in the Unicorn Museum. “Based on the idea of ‘if it’s in the Bible, it must be true’, The Unicorn Museum promotes belief in the Biblical Truth of unicorns, a creature mentioned nine times in the KJV Bible.” (h/t Trailer Park Feminist)

Jesus’ & Chompers Fight Crime

No word on the website if we will get to see an exhibit with Jesus’ dinosaur. Thats always been my favorite Bible story.

p.s. this is satire just like the creation museum. You didn’t seriously believe that a “museum” that features man and dinosaur living together was serious. Suckers! You all just fell for a classic example of Poe’s Law.

p.p.s Here is John Scalzi’s old but timeless review of the creation museum.