Comments on: Weekend Humor ~ Top 50 Atheist Sayings

By: Loucinda

Loucinda — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 05:11:16 +0000

It never ceases to amaze me how angry and vitrolic people get when you poke a little fun at their imaginary friend in the sky. Where did their sense of humor go? ATHEIST AND PROUD OF IT!! Keep laughing.

By: Marcy

Marcy — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:20:50 +0000

Hilarious! My favorite is, “My dinosaur ate your Jesus fish.”

By: OnliNameLeft

OnliNameLeft — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 15:04:37 +0000

wow, you really are crazy. God? really?…. are you really that stupid and self centred that you genuinely believe that we are so important that GOD will be waiting for us when we die?. Honestly it’s so fucking stupid. You read your Bible and think that everything is going to be hunky dory aslong as you do as he says lol…. Ridiculous. Sort it out.

By: dylan

dylan — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 15:58:04 +0000

I’m a Christian and I was humble enough to Not be offended and actually find some of these funny. And some of the reasoning behind these jokes I can understand where they are coming from

By: simplybliss

simplybliss — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 07:19:08 +0000

Just a little question.
If “god” sent me to hell due to my disbelief or sins, then wouldn’t “Satan” praise me for all eternity rather than punish me?

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 00:34:32 +0000

It took me one year of research and understanding to successfully be converted into an atheist. There is no doubt that god is a fallacy. Although there is nothing wrong in believing in god.

I just wanted to comment on the last part. For many people believing in god is ok, but I believe that isn’t the case. Most of our wars and bombings are because of religion. You know, if you look at the charts of intelligence, we were right up there, until the idiotic Christians went and killed us off… I feel quite sorry for anyone who still believes…

And just a cute fact, (I don’t know how accurate, just something I heard.) If Jesus was real, would he not be dark skinned? He was from the Middle East people…
The only reason he is white is because Christians are racist.

And I recommend you play this clip, it’s hilarious.
http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/2010/05/14/bible-contradictions-quiz-show/

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 12:16:22 +0000

freakin brillant =), logic for the win!

By: billyeyesopened

billyeyesopened — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 16:18:19 +0000

If god is omniscient and in control, why do churches all over america have locks on the doors?

By: why-bloc

why-bloc — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 10:23:15 +0000

very funny! …some very odd comments though.

By: William

William — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 14:12:38 +0000

@Ben and anyone else who wants to use this please do. We didn’t write it ourselves, we found it over at http://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2008/01/top_fifty_atheist_tshirt_and_b.php